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A Christmas Letter
© Fred Natividad

Deniz,

This is about Christmas in the Philippines. It is not quite like your Ramadan but both have religious overtones.

When we talk about Christmas in the Philippines let’s start with the trite Philippine boast that it is predominantly a Catholic country. To boast being a Catholic may be inimical to one’s health in Protestant-controlled northern Ireland. Not in the Philippines. Filipino Catholics, the good and the bad, are proud of their Catholicism, a curious phenomenon considering that Catholicism was rammed down their throats with the point of a sword.

Christmas traditions, therefore, evolved from what Catholic Spanish friars taught Filipinos for 377 years from 1521 to 1898.

Today, even among the supposedly sophisticated, crassly materialistic expatriate crowd in Chicago, many Catholic Filipinos dutifully go to communion, contribute generously to the collection box, or belong to pious Catholic groups. But it is transparent that there are hypocrites among them just like they were in the old country. But that's another story, best left to the experts in human religious behavior who might be able to shed light on why, at a supposedly subdued religious celebration to honor the Virgin Mary, various devotee groups compete with blatant vanity as to who has the best looking and most expensively attired statuette of Mary.

To a non-Filipino observer the parade of several Virgin Mary's during a procession amidst a mechanical recitation of 10 Our Fathers, 50 Hail Marys and a host of mumbled songs would seem like a sarcastic, comical parody of whatever piety the friars taught early Filipinos. My wife has her own way of piety - she goes to a corner of our darkened bedroom and does her beads quietly, oblivious to my screams over the blaring TV when the Chicago Bears get a touchdown.

Anyway, back to Christmas in the homeland in the old days... Each year, beginning the 16th of December, dawn masses are held daily. The last one will be the midnight mass on the 24th - a total of nine days of prayers (novena). Luckily there is no such thing as snow out there to bog down oxcarts. Tropical rains are equally a nuisance but Decembers are blissfully drier and pleasant. Oxcarts, by the way, had become extinct, replaced by a unique contraption called jeepneys. A jeepney evolved from surplus jeeps left by the US military in the last war. They were converted into minibusses and redecorated with garish "artwork." They became the ubiquitous mode of public transportation.

In the old days the nine-day Christmas services were held in the mornings but peasants who compose the majority population of the country played hooky if they can get away with it because they had to work on their fields early in the mornings before the tropical sun would make working in the fields intolerable.

Spanish authorities - there was no separation of church and state for three and a half centuries - decided to hold masses at dawn so the peasants would have no more excuses in missing morning services. Dawns in December, however, are still dark because the Philippines, though in the tropics above the equator, are in the northern hemisphere like the United States.

Grumbling peasants therefore trudged to church while it is still “night,” hence they called a dawn service “simbang gabi,” or “night mass.” Aside from losing some sleep they had to listen to the hated friars recite some Latin stuff they don't understand, on top of which they, the impoverished peasants, had to plunk down some precious coins into the collection basket. Someone had to support the friars.

The dawn masses eventually became treasured traditions and to some extent had assumed some social facades, where one can optionally choose to preen while pretending to pray. Recalling my childhood Christmases the tradition of receiving gifts (or scheming to receive gifts) were not limited on Christmas Day itself. If we missed receiving a gift from a favorite uncle baptismal godfather on Christmas Day it was all right to ambush him any day thereafter until January 6 of the new year. Filipinos are not just pious - they are also superstitious. If the three kings gave gifts to The Baby on January 6, then it must be all right for Philippine uncles, aunts, and godparents to dole out Christmas gifts up to that date, too!

In other words, the Christmas season in the Philippines runs from December 16 to January 6, a total of 22 days! For 22 evenings children will go all over the neighborhood serenading houses with Christmas carols. No matter how much they murdered “Silent Night” or Jingle Bells” with their out of tune vocal chords and mispronounced English words they will be rewarded with a few coins.

As early as November some houses would already sport bamboo-ribbed paper star lanterns hanging on windows, obviously a practice inspired by the bright star over Bethlehem when Jesus was born. Today, high tech lights lacing neighborhood windows supplement the paper lanterns. Making giant paper lanterns has evolved into a fascinating art, especially in a province called Pampanga, in the vicinity of what used to be the largest overseas American air force base. The lanterns are not only huge but are also intricately designed with multicolored blinking electric bulbs. They have to be seen to be appreciated. The base, by the way, is gone because Philippine leaders refused to renew its lease. Also, it was destroyed by the eruption of Mt. Pinatubo.

The Spanish friars of old taught Filipinos to honor saints with festive celebrations called “fiestas.” Traditionally, during a fiesta, any stranger can come to any house and partake of holiday food. Fiestas are therefore expensive and financially draining but Filipinos, poor as they are, learned to love these fiestas which became their chance to show how hospitable they can be inspite of their miserable lives.

The Christmas midnight mass has become one such fiesta.

Young men would escort their girlfriends to church. After the mass they would proceed to the house of any friend who invited them or to their own houses or their girlfriends’ for the traditional gluttony that will last into the wee hours of dawn. One favorite repast will be hot, thick, rice soup with huge chunks of chicken (arroz caldo con pollo). There will be all sorts of rice cakes and sugared ginger tea. Or there will be chocolate made from scratch (cacao beans from the backyard that are roasted, ground, sugared and molded into the native version of an American Hershey bar)... Today, in homes made more affluent by dollar laden balikbayans (vacationing expatriates), there will be expensive Scotch whiskey, ham, sweet meats, imported oranges, grapes...

It came to pass that after three and a half centuries, in 1898, Filipinos finally kicked the Spaniards out, looking to Americans as allies because the Spanish-American war broke out. When the USS Maine exploded in far away Cuba this American admiral named Dewey was "coincidentally" in Hongkong with his complement of deadly US navy ships. He steamed into Manila Bay and destroyed the Spanish fleet without a single American casualty. Filipinos were jubilant until they realized that Dewey refused to sail back to San Francisco.

Sometime earlier a character named Jose Rizal intelligently analyzed events that were current at the time. He brought out the possibility that within a century the "great north American republic" (his words translated from Spanish) would get involved in the Philippines. In 1896 the Spaniards executed him by firing squad for his nationalism. A couple of years later the Americans did come and conquer. Rizal was right.

Thus began the heavy Hollywoodization of the Philippines. One result of that morphing is that some features of the Philippine Christmas season are ridiculous. Cold country motifs, no matter how blatantly out of character in the tropics, will dominate the season's ambience. There will be Christmas pine trees decorated with artificial snow! At Christmas parties and at stores there will be heavily costumed Santa Clauses sweltering in the ninety degree heat. There will be a sprinkling of native ditties in the air but what will predominate wafting all over the archipelago of at least 7,100 islands will be the classic strains of Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas,” and other American Christmas favorites...

But, hey, Christmas is Christmas in whatever way or form. So, as they say in the Philippines, “Maligayang Pasko!”

You can guess what that means...

Fred Natividad
Livonia, Michigan

Email address: frednati@earthlink.net


Fred originally wrote this piece for a Turkist Muslim email pal after the latter shared his own story of Ramadan.