It was a cold
dark night. the chilling december breeze gently
brushes his numb pale face. He should be with his family now
preparing for the sumptuous noche buena meal. He thought
about his two year-old boy eagerly waiting for santa to come.
Somehow, it managed to bring a smile to his dreary face. Ahh,
how good it is to be home, he thought.
But somebody has
to guard the adamantium walls of this morbid
prison. Somebody has to serve as the watchful eye of the state.
Somebody has to be the first and last line of defense against any
unscrupulous act - specifically the suicidal idea of bolting out of
a
prison cell - so that others may sleep tight and worry-free under
their roofs. So here he is, manning the watchtower of the correctional
building at Christmas Eve.
He felt pride
at the thought that nobody has ever escaped under
his watch - alive. This made him grip his rifle tightly. the biting
cold
of the barrel comforted his longing for his wife and child.
Suddenly, his
trained peripheral vision caught something in the
shadows. A movement on the roof of the building. With the starry,
moonless night at the backdrop, he saw a silhouette of a crouching
man, tiptoeing around the roof. Then, he saw a flashing red light.
An aspiring fugitive,
he thought. "Freeze!" He shouted. But the shadow
further concealed himself above the roof. The would-be fugitive was
about to jump, but he would not allow this to happen.
"Not under
my watch, baby," he said to himself as he pulled the rifle to
his shoulder, took his aim and squeezed the trigger.
The deafening
crack of his gun resonated in the silence of the night.
The would-be fugitive fell to the ground with a bullet penetrating
his
head.
He turned the
powerful spotlight on and veered it towards the fallen
shadow. He saw a white-bearded obese man in red pyjamas and black
boots sprawled on a pool of blood.
Santa was dead
on the spot.