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Doc Simp's Mam-on
"Umbrellas"


The umbrella was a luxury when it rained in the islands. Most of the time when we hiked the barrios, we just cut banana leaves. Held over our heads, it would conveniently shelter us from the downpour. Most of the time though, we just ran among the greenfields and enjoyed the splash. It was a time to get wet and wild!

I swore after college I would get two things on my first job: a typewriter and an umbrella. I got a used portable typewriter after my first month's pay; the umbrella came six months later - in January on the Santo Niño's feast in Romblon town.

The Candidate for president and his lovely wife came to crown the fiesta queen in the town plaza. I had read and admired the Candidate and his lovely wife so their coming to grace the coronation was indeed very special. Golly, I've never seen so beautiful a politician's wife that night! Her rendition of "Dahil Sa Iyo" mooned me in my thoughts. But when it was the candidate 's turn to speak, I swore I could hear a pin drop!

Ah, but suddenly there was a sudden downpour. The queen's entourage sought cover. The candidate eyed me from his podium - me the little guy with an umbrella! The Candidate edged beside me - me holding my umbrella over him. The Candidate extemporaneously finished his coronation speech and the people stayed on with the pouring rain - thanks to my umbrella.

That year, the Candidate won the presidency. I felt good about it. Years passed, there was martial law. There was turmoil, there were fear and anguish in the islands.

I hate umbrellas.